Discover the chaotic, sorrowful, yet hilariously entertaining journey of being a waiter and the daily struggle for survival in the restaurant business. Uncover the secrets of dining for free and gain true insight into the thoughts of the wait staff as they approach your table. Just like first responders, wait staff are always there for you, regardless of what's happening in their own lives or even on a global scale. Embrace the undeniable truth of the "Are you joking?" factor in our profession.